Almost-Porn
Pornography could be defined as the depiction of erotic images or behavior intended to cause sexual excitement. Almost-porn could be defined as the depiction of almost-erotic images or behavior, and is only intended to get you almost-aroused (a mental state that until now you probably didn't know you had). Almost-porn comes in several almost-forms (almost-surprisingly).
Types/Categories:
1. Human: The depiction of human almost-porn. (What would pass the censor boards, but would still probably make you go "Hmmm.")
2. Animal: The depiction of animal almost-porn. (Cows, horses, insects.)
3. Inanimate: Objects that remind us of sex. (Lipstick, bottles, clothes.)
Examples:
Human almost-porn.
Animal almost-porn.
Other almost-porn.
