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They lurk among us. If you are looking for inexpensive healthcare, here are some types of "almost-doctor" you need to watch out for:


Examples

an almost-doctor

The nurse that just happens to live next door.


an almost-doctor

Getting your advice from books alone.


an almost-doctor

The CFO of a pharmaceutical company.


an almost-doctor

A veterinarian.


an almost-doctor

Anyone not familiar with current best practices.


an almost-doctor

A plant doctor.


an almost-doctor

Dr. Pepper.


an almost-doctor

Anyone like Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No) here that just sometimes acts something like a doctor might (or might not, as the case may be).


an almost-doctor

Just anyone that eats right and stays fit.


an almost-doctor

Just anyone that knows how to work the equipment.


an almost-doctor

Just anyone with drugs.


an almost-doctor

The least expensive doctors — especially the ones that are a) always available, b) friendly, but don't tell you much, and c) less than twelve inches tall.


 



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