Almost-Milk
There is the dictionary definition of milk, and then there is stuff that is pretty close to being milk but that is really only almost-milk. It could be argued that skim milk is not 100% of what milk is, or maybe unpasteurized milk is only almost-milk, and that chocolate milk is not milk enough to be considered milk.
Types/Categories:
1. Things that are nearly milk: Skim milk. Goat's milk.
2. Things that make you suspicious: White paint. Coconut milk. Milk from cartoon cows.
Examples:
Unpoured or spilt milk.
Almost-milk.
Almost-milk.
Strawberry milkshake.
Goat's milk.
Milk from cartoon cows.
Milk obtained via questionable delivery methods (and, perhaps, too pure).
Just stealing white fluids might not always yield ideal results.
Butter.
Cheese.
Milk chocolate.
Cat milk.
Milquetoast.
White paint.
Got milk. Raw milk. Milky-white shirts.
Got milk.
Milky background. Movies about milk.
