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Almost-Milk

There is the dictionary definition of milk, and then there is stuff that is pretty close to being milk but that is really only almost-milk. It could be argued that skim milk is not 100% of what milk is, or maybe unpasteurized milk is only almost-milk, and that chocolate milk is not milk enough to be considered milk.


Types/Categories:

1. Things that are nearly milk: Skim milk. Goat's milk.

2. Things that make you suspicious: White paint. Coconut milk. Milk from cartoon cows.


Examples:

almost-poured milk

Unpoured or spilt milk.


almost-milk

Almost-milk.


almost-milk

Almost-milk.


strawberry milkshake

Strawberry milkshake.


goat's milk

Goat's milk.


milk from cartoon cows

Milk from cartoon cows.


questionable milk delivery methods

Milk obtained via questionable delivery methods (and, perhaps, too pure).


obtaining milk through questionable means

Just stealing white fluids might not always yield ideal results.


butter

Butter.


cheese

Cheese.


milk chocolate

Milk chocolate.


cat's milk

Cat milk.


milquetoast

Milquetoast.


white paint

White paint.


got milk

Got milk. Raw milk. Milky-white shirts.


got milk

Got milk.


milky background

Milky background. Movies about milk.




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