Almost-Party

As with many parties, after a while interest wanes and members almost disappear. As with many marathons, joggers return to their day jobs eventually. And so it was with the almost-run up to the 2008 November election.

The following is the lineup until we all decided to almost-do something else. That doesn't mean that we're not still almost-hopeful for next time . . .

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Almost-Running (just jogging):

 

Almost-elect the almost-nominated almost-candidate of the Almost Party: Max Buzzell. He is the only almost-serious almost-candidate that is almost-running, is almost-electable, and may even almost-win!!!!

 

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Almost-Members of the Political Almost-Action Committee

 

Bizzarro Waffle Monkey - A real poser, and is on-again off-again almost-running in the 2008 general election, but only in the almost-ways that allow for ample nap-time, and tree climbing.

 

El Pollo Diablo - Would run, except that it is hard to do that when you're an almost-dead almost-chicken almost-pirate, as it were . . . .

 

Michelle - Might consider running if politics ever got more whimsical, unorthodox, altered, extemporaneous, offbeat, off-balanced, or musical.

 

Diva Princess Lapdog - Prefers to stay in the background due to limited vocabulary in English: Woof, woof, woof, grrr.

 

 

 

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