By John Dalston
The following are some favorite quotes from Almost-World and elsewhere.
Keep almost-getting nearly there.
One person's garbage is another person's almost-garbage (it's still in the closet, garage, or shed).
When you think technology, think almost-travel.
Technology is the almost-travel enabler.
Almost everyone is NOT included most of the time.
Make almost-art, it's easier.
Almost-employees are the almost-perfect almost-solution for most organizations.
I'm almost a Republican: "Not on my dime!" and "Not in my backyard."
Don't knock it: almost-news is usually better than real news!
It was very nice almost-getting to almost-know the version of you I met yesterday (on the phone).
I'm almost-listening. Ah . . . . What?
I'd rather be almost-sailing (sitting at the front of the boat and watching the others do the work).
I'm almost-always nearly right, or mostly right!
I'm almost-athletic (I exercise some, but don't win any medals).
I'm almost-interested (I need to hear more buzz-words).
I must be almost-perfect (I 'm making much better mistakes now).
Almost-thinking sometimes helps generate almost-solutions (getting most of the way there is usually half the battle).
The almost-final frontier has a lot to do with space, and the almost-human capacity to almost-imagine how almost-things could almost-be.
Keep on being above-average.
An almost-shirt or almost-mug may be available with your almost-favorite saying on it. See the Almost-World almost-store.







